Saturday, July 24, 2010

so i was cleaning out some DISGUSTING things from the fridge, for instance old relish. and i dropped the container and the relish splashed all over. i cleaned it up and went back to minding my own business. i just felt my leg itch and i scratched it, and discovered relish on my leg…it’s itching like CRAZY even after i washed it and now i’m scared i got some freakish cooties. ewwwwwwww.